Wednesday, February 23, 2011

HP Hassles!

No. HP does not stand Harry Potter. Nor doest it stand for Hewlett Packard or Hindustan Petroleum. Nor Hit Points from role playing games (RPGs) nor Horsepower, High Priest, Head Prefect, Hollowpoint, Holiday Pay, Half Pint, Himachal Pradesh, High Pressure, Head Phones, Highway Patrol, Hora Prima. The list is endless. HP is all of these and yet, it is none of these. HP is the dreaded word which adds misery to any students' life. Just ask a final yearite at UDCT and he'll instantly tell you what HP is.
Yes. HP is Home Paper. Also nicknamed Jhol Paper, Horse Poop, Hopeless Process and a string of profane expansions, no other word evokes such emotion from a UDCT student as HP does.



A look at the above figure and one can understand our plight. Unlike other institutes where HP is a group assignment, UDCT has HP as an individual activity. The problem statement is easy. Design a plant manufacturing X tons per annum/day of a product Y from the raw material Z. The answer is generally 200 pages long! So why does HP draw such criticism from the student fraternity? Well, mostly its because one has to provide a fully functional plant design that is not only reliable and efficient but also profitable and safe. And to achieve this means spending hours digging up literature, design data, etc all of which is considered a waste of time in final year.So what's the alternative to all this slogging? Templates of course. Over the years, UDCT students amass an enviable collection of the home papers of previous batches which can be trimmed, extrapolated or simply, hacked and twisted to suit one's need. The only drawback being if your design fails, you have to start from scratch. If your design is correct, then your process is flawed and you have to start from scratch again. If both your process and design are correct, then your chemistry dictates use of environmentally dangerous chemicals ----> start all over again. This loop is infinite and the only way out is the "Template Extrapolation" method or the "Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V" method.

The guides do everything but guide and the library has every research paper known to mankind except the one you are looking for. Now for someone like me who accepts Murphy's Laws, this is no big deal. But to the optimist, this sure is a kick in the teeth. Speaking of getting kicked in the teeth, I suddenly remembered I have to meet my guide today. Gotta make sure my Jhol Paper is foolproof! ^_^

Aftermath of a HP submission
                                             

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Could this be true??

Cradle Of Filth-India Tour-cradle_of_filth.jpg

Well, the rumour is that Cradle of Filth are set to perform at Palace Grounds, Bangalore on the 23rd of April 2011. FYI, Cradle of filth is a Britsh band which plays black metal, symphonic death metal, goth metal and other extreme metal styles. \m/ \m/

Sunday, February 20, 2011

A Tribute to Kurt Cobain




 Had he been alive, today would have been Kurt Cobain's 44th birthday. For all the noobs, Cobain was an American singer-songwriter, musician and artist, best known as the lead singer and guitarist of the grunge band Nirvana. He has composed some of the most enduring albums of our time including Nevermind and In Utero. Cobain is remembered as one of the most iconic rock musicians in the history of alternative music. He was voted 7th in MTV's "22 Greatest Voices of All Time". In 2006, he was placed at number twenty by Hit Parader on their list of the "100 Greatest Metal Singers of All Time". A great icon for millions, his life was cut short due to his addiction to drugs. At the age of 27, Cobain committed suicide after a drug overdose. He is a member of the famous Club 27 which also includes Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and Brian Jones.
Cobain's music really made an impact on me when i started listening to Nirvana about 6 years ago. His tunes were melodious and soulful. His lyrics (although controversial) really struck a chord with the masses. And his trashing of the set after a concert became iconic in itself as a sign of protest against "The Man".


Kurt Cobain, wherever you are, i hope you have found your "Nirvana". Rest in peace...

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Chaos Theory Gets a New Look

Ok so i've finally found a pic that makes a decent enough background. Hope you like it. Its the logo of my favourite death metal band Opeth. I was just listening to some tracks from Morningrise and i noticed that i had set this pic as the Album Art because I didn't like the actual one. Ok I think I'll get back to my late night/early morning joblessness... ^_^



                                              
                                      

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Need For New Music

I've suddenly realized that my music collection has been stagnant for over 3 months. The thing is that I've been so addicted to some bands that the idea of downloading new stuff never crossed my mind. I've been listening to some of these for the last 3 years while the others are relatively new acquisitions. These are the bands I've been listening to

Serpent
Bloodbath
Dimmu Borgir
Anthrax
Opeth
Megadeth
Kalmah
Antimatter
In Vain
Be'lakor
Slayer
Katatonia
Catamenia
Noumena
Metal Church
Anathema
Agalloch
Iron Maiden
Yngwie Malmsteen
Cradle of Filth
Black Sabbath
Amon Amarth
Apocalyptica
Sonata Arctica
Virgin Black
Children of Bodom
Sodom
Demonic Resurrection
Abraxas
Myndsnare
Motherjane
Kryptos
Syrranox
Falchion
Wintersun
Halo of Shadows
Insomnium
Old Man's Child
Battlelore

Now im all geared up to download some other discographies. Top of the priority list are:

Anaktorian
Three Days' Grace
Carcass
Venom
Death
Dark Helm
Judas Priest (Can't believe I still haven't downloaded it :O)
Oath of Cirion
November Doom
Sodom
Animals as Leaders

Can't wait to get started! \m/

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Derby Day Drama

Well Wayne Rooney left Citeh stunned and shell shocked with probably his best goal to date and a strong contender for goal of the season. After the noisy neighbors were silenced, here's what the characters involved had to say.

Stay tuned for more "experts' analysis"! XD

Thursday, February 3, 2011

January Transfer Madness


After all the flurry of activity we witnessed last month, it seemed a shame not to make a parody out of it...XD


A few notable absentees include Edin Dzeko n Darren Bent. Couldn't fit em into the storyline :P